Here's a warning to anyone in New Jersey who's thinking of taking a young child to Liberty Science Center.
There's a 3D movie playing there that you may want to steer clear of. It's called "Bugs!" and, although the 3D effects are cool and the narration by Judi Dench is top-notch, your Disney-trained child may be a little traumatized by some of the scientifically accurate goings-on.
For example, bug sex. Mating butterflies. A preying mantis male perfecting his moves so as not to get his head devoured.
And speaking of devouring, the scene in which the preying mantis catches a fly, rips its head off, and eats its brains is not for the squeamish.
Worst of all, though, is the intertwined fate of the two bugs whose life cycle Dame Judi talks us through, with a cute name for each. At the film's end, unceremoniously, one of them eats the other. More specifically, the creepy one eats the pretty one.
If I'd seen that as a young child, in 3D no less, I'd have been so upset that no amount of gift-shop swag would have comforted me.
I'm a little shaky now, thinking of it.
Never mind the young children. Send your teenage boys in alone, and save yourself.