And your kid thinks you're embarrassing

Poor Lindsay Lohan. At an age when most starlets are making headlines with their own inappropriate behavior -- drug and alcohol abuse, fistfights, skipping out on hotel bills, car accidents -- she's had the scandal spotlight stolen from her again and again by her dad, who seems to be hellbent on keeping his girl out of the tabloids by getting himself in them. The latest in a string of "bad dad" headlines is a crash that resulted in a burnt-up car and a DWI arrest for the senior Lohan. Lindsay's not doing a lot of commenting on the old man's antics, but you've got to believe there's some publicist somewhere advising her to go into rehab or orchestrate a public wardrobe malfunction just to get a little publicity to herself.