Too rich and too thin

Looking to feel uncharitably annoyed at someone today? Check out this article from Entertainment Tonight about stars who just can't seem to gain weight. Poor, under-100-pound dears. Most of them are short, but not that short; and most make no claim to an eating disorder, which would at least make me feel a little sorry for them. No, they're just "cursed" with a high metabolism and a natural resistance to fat, apparently. Makes you want to force-feed each and every one of them cheeseburgers, doesn't it? Or maybe just have one yourself ...